tell your sister to shave her snatch
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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