I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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