Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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