I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
