Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
whose ass print is on the piano?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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