I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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