New invention idea: vibrating tampons
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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