so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
