How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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