Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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