did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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