No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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