So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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