There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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