making cat noises will not fix the situation.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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