Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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