So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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