She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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