he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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