what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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