sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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