Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
