like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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