He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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