I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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