dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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