I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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