Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Your topless pictures make me question reality
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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