their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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