Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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