He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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