How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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