It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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