You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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