Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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