Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
