is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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