So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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