I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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