I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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