i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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