you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I think I sprained my soul last night
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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