Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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