I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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