I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
not ubering you a puppy
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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