Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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