Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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