Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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