Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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