he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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