i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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