I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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