now i know why i became what i already was.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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