Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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