You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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