Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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