Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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