okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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